Hey Y’all I’m His Cousin

26 May 2011 6 Comments

by Gloryteller in Christian Humor Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Glorytellers busy tiday, so he let me fill in ferim. Hi I’m his second cusin twicet removed on his daddys side.  My name is Chaff Rantley glad to meet ya its a plesure.

I wanna tell ya bout somethin I read thets causin’ a stink.

I read about that there guy named Harold who was a-goin’ camping and wanted ever-body to go with him, but, at the last minit he let ever-body down and didn’t go a-cuz he got some kinda rupture. Well, I had one of them ruptures once and it hurt real bad ………

Wait, what’sat you say? RAP sure? Haint thet some ole kinda music?  Raptors? Them’s birds of pray……

Oh, rapture?  !   At’s different  …………. Nevermind…………

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"The Circle" 4-book series by Ted Dekker.
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"This Present Darkness" and "Piercing the Darkness" by Frank E. Peretti. Tales of spiritual warfare from a unique perspective. Stirred a small controversy, but sold millions. What are we Christians afraid of? Hey, it's fiction!

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