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Thought #4.
“People don’t need most of what they want,
but worse, many people don’t want what they need most.”

#19.
I made a mnemonic device to eliminate the confusion on when to use “then” or “than”:
“ThAn compAres. 
ThEn tells whEn (or sEquencE of EvEnts).“

#20.
“Now I need a device to help me remember  “mnemonic” . . .”

#21.
My original racist joke:
“An ordinary Asian guy walks into a bar and orders a Singapore Sling. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, sir, look at the sign. We only serve Grasshoppers, Salty Dogs, and White Russians.’ “

#22.
“People who want to communicate good should take grammar more serious.”

#26.
“When you undertake to make yourself more alluring, consider well whom (or what) you may be luring.”

#27.
“Must write,
must write.
Must write uniquely as commissioned,
or die an invisibly unique and individually empty death.”

#28.
“Grace comes moment by moment,
Abiding until the next.
Life, a momentary comment,
By grace is momentously blessed.“

#30.
“Occasionally I think well.
Most other times, I think, “Wellllll?” . . .

#33.
“Another Random Thought:  Why does it seem that political parties are such a “far cry” from the concept of an enjoyable, festive, fun gathering? (My mental image when someone says “party”).  Why is it that political parties are on the opposite end of the spectrum from that?”

#34.
A Homegrown Original from 9-5-13 :
“What do you have when all your iguana does is sleep, and can’t stand up anymore?
Are you ready for it?  Drum rollllll . . .
Reptile dysfunction  . . .”
Pa- Dum- Pa !

#35.
Another Random Thought from 9-5-13:
“At what point does a practicing physician become a performing M.D. ?  Hmmm?”

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That is more than enough for now, right?
I have 189 of these so far, so bear with me!
Ha ha ha ha ha,
God bless you, dear Reader!

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